You have to make her happy, the happiest she can be. Every morning, make her a hazelnut coffee with one packet of raw sugar, then save the packet to make a koala and hook it onto her mug. And if you don’t know how to make a koala, you buy an origami book and you stay up til 3 in the morning learning and getting stupid papercuts everywhere. Because that’s what makes her smile.
Stuart Grundy (aka Buster) (from Arrested Development)
Once we believe in ourselves, we can risk curiosity, wonder, spontaneous delight, or any experience that reveals the human spirit.
e. e. cummings
Expectation is the root of all heartache.
William Shakespeare
theduty:

HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE!
WHAT KIND OF OPERATION ARE YOU RUNNING, GIRL SCOUTS!!!

theduty:

HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE!

WHAT KIND OF OPERATION ARE YOU RUNNING, GIRL SCOUTS!!!

An exerpt from Michael Ian Black’s interview with UWeekly:

UW: This isn’t quite as big as the Super Bowl, but do you get nervous before doing live shows like this one?

MIB: I don’t get terribly nervous, mostly because I am dead inside. When I do need to calm my nerves I find if I just take a couple pills that usually helps. It doesn’t matter what kind of pills. They can just be multi-vitamins or allergy medication. Anything in pill form.

‎Why can’t rappers just say nice things? Like “I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice.
Ellen Degeneres (via sarahthevampyrslyr)

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